This is another well thought-out plot by the devil to discredit the sanctity of God’s gift to us through marriage. Christians cannot stand and condemn this people. Just as we are, they are following their beliefs and who are we to tell them our beliefs are more important than theirs? And even if we do, countless laws set by man will ensure you don’t.
That is why the Muslim man in a different country can marry a teenager. A woman be stoned for adultery and the man she slept with gets whipped. And for us to say forgive them all for Christ has forgiven, then you will be subjected to ridicule and even religious intolerance for daring to enforce your beliefs on someone else.
The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster can now officially perform marriages, for worshippers who love pasta as much as their significant other.
The movement has largely been viewed as a parody religion, but the New Zealand congregation has recently been ordained and can now perform marriage ceremonies.
Updating followers of the ‘Noodly one’ to the milestone, the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster sounded pretty pumped.
‘Ahoy Pastafarians! The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster was Gazetted on 10 December 2015 – you can search for NZ Gazette and the keyword Spaghetti and see fer yerself!
‘We Be Official! R’Amen!’