Netherlands Now Have A New ‘god’ And Church- Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

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Galatians 6:7 – Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap.

It appears the world will know no lows to go in bringing shame to the Name of God.

The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster has finally been recognised as a religion in The Netherlands.

Two days ago, pastafarians were told by the country’s Chamber of Commerce that they would be granted official status. They had been trying for several years.

Pastafarians believe heaven is a beer volcano with a stripper factory, while hell is the same but the beer is stale and the strippers have sexually transmitted diseases.

Explaining more, the ‘hammock enthusiast’ says:

We believe the Flying Spaghetti Monster created the world much as it exists today, but for reasons unknown made it appear that the universe is billions of years old (instead of thousands) and that life evolved into its current state (rather than created in its current form).

Every time a researcher carries out an experiment that appears to confirm one of these “scientific theories” supporting an old earth and evolution we can be sure that the FSM is there, modifying the data with his Noodly Appendage.

We don’t know why He does this but we believe He does, that is our Faith.

Members of the new church naturally celebrated the news with a bowl of pasta.


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