Turns out that Pokémon Go isn’t all fun and games afterall and it is, in fact, an app the Illuminati are using to further their control over the population and ensure us ‘sheeple’ never become woke.
According to Gawker, the app – which has become a world-wide sensation since launching in the USA, New Zealand and Australia – requires you to give it full access to your location and camera, alongside full access to your Google account.
There’s also this bit…
As TechCrunch explained, we are all object far less to agreeing these permissions when it’s all that’s stopping a Charmander staring us in the face.
Gawker also reported that Pokémon Go has a direct(-ish) line to the CIA, with Pokémon Gocreated by Niantic, which was formed by John Hanke.
In an article published on the site, Ashley Feinberg writes: “Now, Hanke also just so happened to help found Keyhole. What does Keyhole do, you ask? I’d tell you to go to Keyhole’s website-but you can’t. It just takes you straight to Google Earth. That’s because Keyhole was acquired by Google back in 2004.
“Before that, though, Keyhole received funding from a firm called In-Q-Tel, a government-controlled venture capital firm that invests in companies that will help beef up Big Brother’s tool belt. What’s more, the funds In-Q-Tel gave Keyhole mostly came from the National Geospatial-Intelligence Agency (NGA), whose primary mission is “collecting, analyzing, and distributing geospatial intelligence.”
So it turns out acquiring Pokémon Go means making a Faustian pact, you get your precious Bulbasaur, but you also give all your details away to a shadow-y elite who secretly control the entire world.
Luckily it’s not officially launched to the rest of the world yet, so there’s still time to throw your Phone in the bin, put on a tin foil hat and avoid the evil New World Order endorsed app at any cost.
To be fair though, it’s not like you don’t give all your personal details away to Facebook anyway.